EXCITING NEW DISCOVERY IN PHYSICS.....THE HEAVIEST ELEMENT EVER KNOWN!!..........

Dear All,
You might very well recognise this path breaking discovery ... ...


A major research institution in India has recently announced the discovery
of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element has been named
'Governmentium'.

Governmentium (Gv) has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy
neutrons, and 198 deputy assistant neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of
312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which
are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be
detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into
contact. A minute amount of Governmentium causes one reaction to take over
four days to complete, when it would normally take less than a second.

Governmentium has a normal shelf-life of 5 years; it does not decay, but
instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant
neutrons and deputy neutrons change places! In fact, governmentium's mass
will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more
morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that
Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in
concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.

When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium - an element
which radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as
many peons but twice as many morons
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